I teach an African Grey Parrot to sext. He sexts at the level of a two-year-old -- "mama, mama, mama" ›

Health-conscious Chips Ahoy + Tub of icing + Poop jokes + Anger + Vulgarity = Best food review ever made.

Best part of last Thursday’s Parks & Rec. Ron Swanson hitting the tree.

thedailywhat:

[thanks sean!]

And little Jamie showed just how willing he was to run through a brick wall for Christmas.

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Nicholas Gurewitch of The Perry Bible Fellowship fame directs a normal short film about a normal birthday party where normal things take place.

Note: Your definition of normal may vary.

[b3ta.]

This is hilarious and awesome.

thedailywhat:

Indifferent Infomercial of the Day: The world’s most apathetic pitchman wastes six minutes of your life reviewing the Haier HDT18PA Space Saver Compact Countertop Dishwasher.

[j-walkblog.]

This made me laugh.

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: First teaser trailer for Adam McKay’s latest Will Ferrell-vehicle-slash-cop comedy, The Other Guys.

The film, which stars the aforementioned Mr. Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes, Steve Coogan, and, for some reason or another, Michael Keaton, opens in theaters August 6.

[traileraddict.]

Finally - a trailer for this bad boy! 

After interning for the last 9 months at two of the companies directly involved in the making of this film and seeing very little footage, it’s great to see something.

I know a lot of people are down on Will Ferrell as of late, but from the beginning I’ve thought this one was gonna be great. 

Also, love the reference to the song Will did with Andy Samberg at the MTV Movie Awards last year.

There are two sides to this coin:

Heads - This is hilarious and “Cheeseburger Josh” gets exactly what is coming to him.

Tails - We share the same name.

Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No

An animated re-telling of Dock Ellis’ classic game he pitched on LSD.

This is absolutely amazing.  I love the art style and I absolutely LOVE Dock Ellis.  What a funny dude.

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